June 13, 2009
March 24, 2009
I was always told that Flash would render on top of everything else. That’s it. There’s no way around it. It meant that whenever I had a design using, say, suckerfish menus, I’d have to be careful to ensure that there was enough space below the menu to accommodate for Flash’s nasty little habit. It turns out that the notorious they were wrong. Again. It’s amazing just how many times ‘they’ don’t get it quote right, and that the majority of people still believe them.
March 16, 2009
I’ve been training for a ZCE certification, and found myself getting quite annoyed with some of the more obvious questions. One of the questions in the beginning of the test was which of the pieces of code would output the numbers 0 to 5 using a for loop. I mean, come on! I present some of my more creative and twisted ways of completing said task.
February 22, 2009
I was looking at some code from a number of years ago and was horrified by the amount of ‘clever code’ in there. After decoding it, I immediately rewrote it. Then I set myself a challenge. Write the dirtiest expression ever to besmirch a hard-drive, then decode it in a blog post. I present to you with the fruit of my labour.
February 9, 2009
I had a lot of spam from a particular IP *cough* 22.214.171.124 *cough* so I wanted to stop access to the site from the IP. Using only 3 lines in my htaccess file, I managed to cut down my spam by 4 an hour!
January 28, 2009
Quickly find the answer to one of the most important questions of all – is it the weekend yet?! It’s completely pointless, made by yours truely, and so easy to use that you just have to load the page to find the answer. isittheweekendyet.co.uk
January 26, 2009
January 18, 2009
December 9, 2008
I’ll even tell you what a sprite is.
November 16, 2008