Clinton Montague

Developer, learner of things, functional programming enthusiast, hacker, and all round inquisitor.

It’s 0xFFF day tomorrow!

November 10, 2011

Just sent this email around to the team at work: If you don’t know what that means, roll your eyes and think to yourself “bloody nerds” If you do, convert 11/11/11 11:11:11 binary into hex. (If you didn’t and you’re still reading this, it’s probably time to roll your eyes again.)

An email reply to a cyber-squatter

January 27, 2011

I’ve received four emails from Arthur Simmons this week about a domain name,, which is about to expire. He has noticed that I own and so assumes that I will also want to buy his domain as well. His email Following up about the domain I am going to list for […]

An email to Ocean Spray

April 12, 2010

Subject: Ocean Spray, Tea, Gloves and the Arctic. Re: The TV advertising campaign